Help Geoffrey and I achieve our dreams...

Would anyone like to purchase some luggage?

This might be our last chance to become rich and famous...

(Actually, I've been using the luggage in the meantime. How about you, Geoff?)

Eric Lorimer on Poetry

"What girl wouldn't melt when her boyfriend reads her his masterpiece comparing the color of her hair to freshly poured motor oil running lithely down a pure white funnel?"

-Eric Lorimer (3/6/06)


(Hope that the quote doesn't qualify as plagiarism, Big Man!)